• 05/03/2025 - Super Duper Baseball Bloopers
• 05/01/2025 - MBaer EBikes channel has launched on YouTube. Click here to watch!
• 04/20/2025 - Visit Juliette's YouTube page JULESDRAWS and subscribe! https://youtube.com/@julesdraws2014?si=5emGprOBXmjgmCSF
• 04/11/2025 - Barney the Pig's Piggy Parlay - Nola 5+ Strikeouts, Stott 1+ Hits, Phillies Over 3.5 Runs, Phillies Moneyline
• 03/20/2025 - "Primeau got hot and went after Steve Chiasson, but he had the wrong guy. So Chase gave him a face wash. Primeau got hotter, and Bowman said, "Come on, Probie, break that up." But Primeau hadn't had enough yet, so he and I went at it for a few seconds. The whole thing was pretty funny." (Probert, 2010)
• 03/06/2025 - Wolverton Family - Early Adopters of the Waterpik: First time I ever saw a Waterpik in person was at the Wolverton house. That was a quarter century ago and today I can't imagine a world without the Waterpik. When I left the bathroom there was likely a Toby poop on the carpet upstairs.
• 2/2/2025 - Luka to the Lakers for Anthony Davis. Insiders report that the Mavs have offloaded Luka due to being too fat. 
• 12/? - Barney the pig pick of the day - Alcorn State Men's Basketball +31.5, -112
• 11/28/2024 - Lions play on Thanksgiving and don't lose
• 11/23/2024 - Barney the Pig's Pick of the Day - Alcorn State +7.5, -110
• 11/16/2024 - Mike Tyson's soft. 
• 11/8 - Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent. 
• 11/06/2024 - bruh
• 11/02/2024 - Barney the Pig's Pick of the Day - Alcorn State Moneyline +105
• 11/02/2024 - New Jersey man smokes Berry Bonds strain while wearing a Bonds jersey. The jersey remained unbuttoned due to weight gain.
• 10/17 - Pat McNamara receives lifetime achievement award for being world's most proficient at saying "Nooch is fat." 
  10/08/2024 - Actor who played Carl Winslow, not dead. I def thought he was dead. I'm not thinking of uncle Phil (Fresh Prince character, not DUI specialist), I'm definitely thinking of Carl Winslow. Thought he was dead.
• 7/13 - Check out our new E-Bike page
  6/19 - Willie Mays Dead - Baer Gets Swing Back!
• res hits and glass of vodka for the mavs. 
  6/4 - Carlo's bocce team is in first place. 
  05/30/2024 - Barney the Pig's Pick of the Day - Arizona Diamondbacks Moneyline -120
• 05/29/2024 - Barney the Pig's Pick of the Day - KC Royals Moneyline +110 (W)
• 05/18/2024 - Kyle Lowry presumably doing stuff in the offseason. Spending time with family. Maybe researching some investments. Attending events. Prob some concerts. Maybe at the Tower. Maybe he'll drive his presumed Subaru Forester to Camden to see the Goo Goo Dolls or someone at the E-Center, or Tweeter Center, or something bank center.
• 05/07/2024 - let's go rangers
• 05/02/2024 - Dan Bier shit on by MBaer in pickle ball.
• 04/28/2024 - Sixers stink. Phillies, however, have recovered from the loss of Jake Cave and are looking pretty competitive.
• 04/17/2024 - Kyle Lowry covers the over for Pts-Reb-Asst
• 03/31/2024 - Phillies remain winless since trading Jake Cave.
• 03/19/2024 - Sixers beat the Heat last night, approximately 98 - 93 by my recollection. Kyle Lowry had a magnificent performance, earning a single double while displaying elite teamwork and sportsmanship and being a role model and inspiration to all Philadelphians.
• 03/05/2024 - SSN (Stoner Sports Network) on TikTok does great bball videos. When Wemby played against Chet Holmgren last week, SSN said they looked like two baby giraffes fighting for fruit at the top of the tree.
• 02/19/2024 - Boardwalk Hall, Atlantic City - The Washington Generals fell to the Harlem Globetrotters, 103-101. Their performance, however, was a moral W for the Generals who easily covered the spread as 47 point underdogs.
• 02/17/2024 - Mac McClung wins the dunk competition for the second consecutive year, looking like Ishmael from Kingpin. Must go to the same barber as Bucky Larson, or Nick Swardson's character in the Benchwarmers who hides from the sun. Eddie. I guess Joe Dirt had that same haircut in the Benchwarmers too. Anyway, congratulations Mac McClung even though Kenny Smith discredited you the entire time and was campaigning for Jaylen Brown to win despite much less impressive dunks. I mean you should prob at least be an NBA player if not an All Star if you're going to be in the dunk competition. But he can jump over Shaq so credit where credit is due

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